There is a certain class of people highly tolerated and very dangerous in the United States: people who convulsively reflexively, and impulsively refuse to do what anyone tells them.
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Hero Pets!
You know all those stories about hero dogs and hero cats saving their owners when the house catches on fire?
Continue reading “Hero Pets!”We are the Leftovers
I have a hypothesis: The Rapture happened. All genuine true believers were Raptured away.
Continue reading “We are the Leftovers”Expertise — worth it!
I’ve been thinking about how we treat experts and professionals.
Continue reading “Expertise — worth it!”“Sinners are People!”
I think at this point, when faced with “love the sinner hate the sin,” it’s okay to adopt that same approach regarding the person making that claim.
Continue reading ““Sinners are People!””Americana Brain Sandwich
I started understanding why the US enjoyed zombie movies so much after I had watched about fifty or so.
Continue reading “Americana Brain Sandwich”Tongue Beatings
You can learn so much by licking cake batter from the tines of an egg beater.
For example, how to unplug appliances.
Froggy Reconsiders
It has been said that if you have to eat a frog, then do it in the morning.
I’m not sure frogs have been consulted on this.
Minnows
Shallow seas breed little fish.
Think deeply and act with intention, compassion, and vision.
Welcome to Mars
This is why I must not be allowed to travel in space.
Continue reading “Welcome to Mars”A Few Bad Apples…
The actual phrase is “a few bad apples spoil the batch,” not “a few bad apples, so let’s make pie anyway, it’ll be delicious, what could possibly go wrong?”
Continue reading “A Few Bad Apples…”A Message from the Future?
I have concluded that I have been visited by a time traveler doctor.
Continue reading “A Message from the Future?”Shadow Talk
“Brutal honesty” is rarely honest and always brutal.
“Cloaking Paradigm Activated, Captain.”
Is it weird that the people who seem the most pious are the ones you later discover have 150 petabytes of unspeakable horrors on their computer?
Continue reading ““Cloaking Paradigm Activated, Captain.””If Wishes Were Horses…
I have been thinking for a long time now that the vast majority of “three wish” stories are to encourage people to remain happy in their stations.
Continue reading “If Wishes Were Horses…”Location * 3
A god who can be worshiped from a closet doesn’t need a tax haven.
And one who cannot be worshiped from a closet ain’t worth shit.
Not Doing Their Due Diligence
Few people who claim to be Christian understand just how beautiful Satan was.
“Middle o’ my Ass!”
Beware of those who offer “compromise” or “let’s find a solution somewhere in the middle.”
Continue reading ““Middle o’ my Ass!””Feariness
Fear is born of irrationality and ignorance goading each other in the darkness of your mind.
Continue reading “Feariness”Paleo
My version of the Paleo Diet includes the possibility of cannibalism.
Parasites
Our world should not be a good place for the growth of weeds which require strangling others to live.
I am not talking about plants.
The Self-Interest of a God
I dunno for sure, but if some sort of god made itself flesh and then proceeded to torture and kill itself in a gruesome way as a favor to others, I’d be steering clear of that weird shit.
Continue reading “The Self-Interest of a God”“Laws, yes!”
I am exploring the hypothesis that laws do not prevent people from doing horrible things. Fear of the punishments do.
Continue reading ““Laws, yes!””Who’s Really Winning…?
“You are poor because you made bad choices” is a fairy story sold by people who don’t want you to look at their books.
It is massively to their advantage to convince people that being rich and being poor are a result of personal choice.
The Cigarette Solution just might work!
Remember that thing that parents did, when they caught us smoking, and said “you wanna smoke, then let’s go crazy!” and they made you smoke twenty or fifty cigarettes until you puked tar and realized it was a shitty idea?
Continue reading “The Cigarette Solution just might work!”Heroes be damned?
If you plan to dispose of or dismiss people, one of the marginally more clever tools is to start out calling them “heroes.” It makes the disposal super effective, because you can call it “sacrifice.”
Continue reading “Heroes be damned?”“…or get out of the way”
I think it’s totally legit that if a leader threatens you if you investigate him, that you absolutely must investigate him.
If you want to follow someone worth a damn, find the person who is not only open, but encourages people to check their work.
It’s Money-Related
Just a reminder — the only reason US citizens don’t have mutual equal access to the best medical care and education available on the planet is because someone is benefiting from having a large portion of citizens essentially stupid and disposable.
Continue reading “It’s Money-Related”Waste Not, Want Not
Just a little reminder to anyone who might have forgotten:
Unless you are talking about lowering yourself into a pit toilet, the phrase you’re probably hoping to use is “waist-high,” not “waste-high.”
Continue reading “Waste Not, Want Not”Bringing Balance to the Passive-Aggressive Force?
I think it’s significant that so many people are bizarrely willing to support a “devil’s advocate” as if this is some sort of valid position and yet no such energy is offered to the good-side advocate. The “angel’s advocate,” if you will.
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