Hero Pets!

You know all those stories about hero dogs and hero cats saving their owners when the house catches on fire?

“My dog woke me up. I smelled smoke and got my family out in time. Thank you, Bowser!”

And everyone thinks Bowser is a hero.

And maybe Bowser is a hero. Maybe Kitty McMiaow-Miaow is a hero. Maybe those frenetic gerbils are heroes. (fish are never heroes)

But there may be another explanation.

Check those houses. Check each one and see if there is a correlation between Hero Pet Wakes Up Family In The Night To Save Them…


…whether or not there is a pet door.

Maybe Bowser is a hero, sure, but maybe there’s a simpler explanation: Maybe Bowser just don’t have thumbs.