All these “ideas” about how to keep bullets out of kids and other people who have not consented to having bullets put into them are starting to sound a lot like how to keep unwanted dicks out of people — treating both bullets and dicks as a kind of uncontrollable natural force.Continue reading “Mysterious Unexplainable Clouds”
I love you both, okay? Sometimes I need a liquid ass-kick and Coffee, you’re the man. Sometimes I need to eat something crunchy and salty and Tortilla Chips, you rule da house. It’s that simple.Continue reading “An Open Letter to Tortilla Chips and Coffee”
Dear newswires and news agencies and news sites world-wide.
I’ve noticed that every single news article regarding the polio vaccine (or any other vaccine) is accompanied by a crying child who is being held or grabbed by an adult, while the vaccine is administered.Continue reading “Imagineering Priorities”
I have a question to ponder for those of the multiple-partner mindset.
The short form is this:
What will it be with you as a part of it?Continue reading ““Exactly what kind of team is this, anyway?””
Fixing things is tough. Fixing social things is especially tough. People are dynamical meat systems, and capable of nearly anything.Continue reading “The Fix Is In.”
I read an amusing list online a few days ago. It was a list of how not to be “creepy.” It was all the usual things, such as “don’t touch people without their permission,” and “don’t corner people when they’re alone,” and “pay attention to subtle little things like how we lift our pinkies on Thursday nights when the buffalo calls out to determine whether or not we might or might not be approachable,” and so forth.Continue reading “We are the cops. You and me.”