Food containers can be so puzzling…

For example, honey in plastic bears teaches me that if I turn a bear upside down and squeeze really hard, sweet goo comes out.


Because Honey Ants were too
hard to mold in plastic?

Pez dispensers are the best, however. Pez dispensers teach me that if I bend someone’s head back far enough to reveal a hole in their neck, I can have a sweet treat that comes sliding up through the hole.


Millions of children will think Alien Acid is
supposed to be sweet, sweet candy.

And to think people were worried about candy cigarettes?!


C’mon, admit it — we ALL thought we were
being pretty damn cool.

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