"Illegal Alien"
by Edward Martin III

The invading alien scout Zyga landed in Miami. He concluded that the human race was old, stupid, and blind. The planet was ripe for colonization! His report to the homeworld was cut off when a Caddy blew a stop and hurled him into a poodle day care, where the beasts ripped him to shreds.

the end

© 2004 Edward Martin III

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