"Muk-Ducks"
by Edward Martin III
In a desperate attempt to preserve the rare Mukilteo Coastal Duck, the City Council erected a barrier fence, warning signs, and explanatory plaques. They also set up viewing kiosks, audio lecture tours, Duck Burger franchises, and hosted the Quarterly Beachwide Save the Mukilteo Coastal Duck Jamboree. All of this, naturally, scared the ducks to death.
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