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The Top Ten Worst Fashion Fads of 1996

  1. Bellbottom pantyhose
  2. Earth shoes which have David Letterman's face imprinted on the soles
  3. Louisiana-Pacific vinyl socks
  4. Automobile rear-view mirror ornaments made of lunchmeat
  5. Pubic hair combs in jean back pockets
  6. Crotchless infant wear
  7. "Grey" alien decorative penis sheaths
  8. Internal organ tattooing
  9. Inflatable undergarments
  10. Campfire Girl-skin gloves and matching purse

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