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The Top Ten Worst Sexual Lubricants in the World

  1. Tang
  2. Brylcreem
  3. Styrofoam packing peanuts
  4. Asphalt
  5. Aunt Jemima's Pancake and Waffle Syrup
  6. Any cyanoacrylate-based adhesive
  7. Battery acid
  8. DAP Tub and Tile Caulk
  9. Live mice
  10. Blood samples from the Simpson/Goldman murder case

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