The Ten Sexiest Careers in The Pacific Northwest
- Veterinary Assistant
So what if they're animals? Just look at that ass! - Gynecologist
Although you're up to your elbows in trouble, this position allows you to grope your way through the tangled tubes of love. - Priest
How can this career not be sexy when you're surrounded by single women who haven't ever had sex? - Sperm Bank Receptionist
Your choice of the finest and best reproductive fluids that the I-5 corridor has to offer! - High School Nurse
How can you pass up all that young, smooth flesh, just brimming with hormonal soup? - Microsoft Tech Support Engineer
Everybody who calls you is desperate. They want you. They need you. Now! They have hard drives! - Used Automobile Salesman
People will actually let you screw them slowly, over 24 to 48 months. With interest! - Plumber
Anyone else who can fuck you this hard and take cash for it is arrested downtown. - Portland Tri-Met Bus Driver
A cold night, a warm bus and a grateful rider. Life doesn't get much better than this! - Oregon Junior Senator
As an added bonus, you can tour the country afterward, raking in cash from speaking engagements.
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