I have to say, I've been mighty curious, myself. I mean, I always figured lesbians were, well, off limits to those of us with the illustrated "li'l stiffy". Are these turncoat lesbians, abandoning their sisters to ride on the other side of the fence? Or perhaps by "Access", it means we're allowed to talk to them only. Like the Hollywood type of access. So, talking to them, evidently, can result in the same thing. But isn't this kind of activity just as awful as actually playing with a boy-toy?
All I can say is that these lesbians (who not only live near Kelso, but are so numerous they have their own Highway Transportation sign) really confuse the heck out of me. What's going on here, anyway?
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