I want to buy 'nads, in case I lose mine in a 'nad related accident. I wonder what other body parts I can buy at Walgreen's? Wait, what if these 'nads were stolen from businessmen who, after drinking from the wrong glass at a strange bar, awakened to discover themselves immersed in a bathtub filled with ice and a note instructing them to call 911 immediately. They might be the infamous Black Market 'Nads!
Hey, shouldn't it be Walgreen's and not Walgreens (note the missing possessive apostrophe). That's not how you spell "through". Time for a grammar- and spelling-beating! What kinda skills are these rampaging vivisectionists teaching America's youth?! No wonder are filling up with gun totin' crack babies! At least we can finally buy the 'nads we need to handle those scheming whippersnappers.
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