I am transformed. I am in awe of the mighty power that is Judy Tenuta. Kneel, subcreature, before this peerless queen of holy schmaltz. Love her, fear her, worship her. Let her be your god, your devil, your cat-o-nine-holes-o-golf (as if you had a choice!). Beware the bliss that follows your eyes no matter how you gaze upon her holy features. Read this book, if you dare to confront She Who Is Judy and you will be transformed into something that Cannot Be Spoken Aloud.