The Petting Zoo is filled with a variety of odd entities, some on a permanent basis (well, what's really permanent in this world?), some on a temporary basis, some in satellite capacity. They've each got their own button to the right (unless they've requested otherwise), so go and check each person out -- you won't regret it. Well, maybe you will regret it, but your attention span is so short you won't remember regretting it.
A couple of people have asked us how they can become members of The Petting Zoo. Makes me wonder why. We're a determined, nappy bunch of folks who don't take crap from anyone. Seems to me if a person's feisty enough to want to hook up with the Zoo, they're feisty enough to make up their own damn group.
So with that in mind, I guess you would have to pass our rigorous screening process, which includes a math test, a spelling test, a pornography test, the Dr. Pepper Taste Test, the you-must-be-taller-than-this-line-to-ride-this-ride test, the Samsonite luggage test, the friendly cat test, the hideous cat test, the do-our-laundry-for-a-month test, get the special tattoo, and take the Oath of Loyalty. Other than that, it's a snap!