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Indulge yourself in the ultimate bandwidth-friendly hardcore porn page for people who desperately need to see themselves in the middle of the hottest abstract (and we mean abstract) action!
These images of our hot-hot-hot barely legal models will open in a separate window, so you never lose this handy index. Just resize the window to fit alongside this screen and the next fifteen minutes of your life will be spent desperately trying to not blow tomato soup out your nose.
If you like 'em, please link to the page (don't inline the graphics into your own thing, please) -- even though the animations are small, I still pay for my bandwidth.
Bring on the Hot Sexy Sticks!
- Jammin' Girl-Girl Action (Guest Animator!)
- Bumpin' and Grindin' (Guest Animator!)
- Another Hot Threesome (Guest Animator!)
- Just Hangin' Around (Guest Animator!)
- Traffic Safety! (Guest Animator!)
- One Naughty Naked Gymnast (Guest Animator!)
- Dueling "Man-Joes" (Guest Animator!)
- Whippin' Boy (By Special Request)
- On a Harley (By Special Request)
- Hot Bouncy Threesome (Guest Animator!)
- French Kiss (Guest Animator!)
- The Nipplator (Guest Animator!)
- Laid-Out Doggie (Guest Animator!)
- Pole Dance (Guest Animator!)
- Pornography
- Gentle Enough to Use Every Day
- "Happy New Year!" (Guest Animator!)
- Tantric Sex
- Hot Amateur Stick Figures, "Nature Lovers"
- Foot Fetish
- Help the Handicapped
- Hot Amateur Stick Figures, "Love Kiss"
- Naughty Catholic Schoolgirl (Guest Animator!)
- The Hawaiian Muscle Pump (Guest Animator!)
- "Dodge this!" (about 60K -- but it's widescreen format)
- Ankles Aweigh!
- Bungee Love
- Double Penetration
- Skirt Peek Surprise
- Hot Amateur Stick Figures, Face-to-Face
- Golden Showers
- Recycling -- it's the future!
- Juicy Interracial boffin'
- Groovy albino passion
- Pre-teen sex
- Double Oral Fetish
- Deep Throat
- The Classics #2: Doggy
- Big Breasted Beauty
- Ultra-Closeup #2: Taming the lily!
- Hamsterdance!
- Ultra-Closeup #1: Polishing the rocket!
- Hot Fivesome Orgy!
- Hot Oral Action
- The Classics #1: Missionary
Some links
- Here's a free tiny banner and code, in case you want to link to this page:
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Some awards
Nothing like a Big Greasy Smooch!
I'm oddly proud that we're in Drawer 42 at Web WWWeirdness.
