One of the things that struck me quite early about Hawaii (and not soon enough about Disneyland) is that it is not the safest place on Earth. I mean, there are very safe places, but there are a lot of things out there that will kill you if you aren't careful. Fortunately, the state is a wonderful thing and supplied us with a variety of warning signs, many of which we stupidly ignored.
Note: Ignoring signs that warn of danger is Nature's way of targeting you for thinning. I've done it and that's me, but if you choose to do so, you've no one to blame but yourself, especially if some dumb-ass thing happens to you like you get burned or bitten by a scorpion or eaten by a shark or cut in half by the bad guy's laser. Idiot Emptor!
Take the photographic Tour of Danger!
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